Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus
ringside seat
(n.) A position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. Etymology is obviously boxing
Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat
Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat
Me an' my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don't get out of my sight, bitch.
ringside seat by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
bitch balls
A person who goes along with plans to have fun until it involves commiting an immoral act, at which point thier balls shrink and they start preaching morality. Basically, someone who does not give in to peer pressure.
We were having a good time until the bitch balls qouted his mother, the bible and Karl Marx on why we shouldn't waste our time having fun at the expense of others.
bitch balls by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
g'day mate
g'day mate by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
what's the big idea?
A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.
*Japan, 1942*
A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?
B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.
A: Ah.
A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?
B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.
A: Ah.
what's the big idea? by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
very happy ammo
very happy ammo by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
curry house
Bequeath this knowledge from the general;
For oh, the general departed ye olde curry house, devoid of his senses, red as a tomato, naked like a tomato, in desperate need of a shit.
For oh, the general departed ye olde curry house, devoid of his senses, red as a tomato, naked like a tomato, in desperate need of a shit.
curry house by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
gaymosexual
a combination of gay and homosexual.
Used by goths and other loners to denote someone who does not like thier gay music.
Used by goths and other loners to denote someone who does not like thier gay music.
satanhumper69: oso u dont liek cradle of filth?
KFJ: You must've meant cradle of shit. No, I on't like cradle of shit.
satanhumper69: omgomg u GAY-MO-SEXUAL
KFJ: You must've meant cradle of shit. No, I on't like cradle of shit.
satanhumper69: omgomg u GAY-MO-SEXUAL
gaymosexual by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004