Kung Of The Duckheads's definitions

BCCecue

A BCCecue is an event that the Boy Cunt Crew attend to consume freezer burnt sausages, out of date condiments and plan their next round of bad behavior. They participate in a series of games in honour of the Jaytard. The favoured game is the EmuBob, where the honour of presenting a bag of bumpers to the Jaytard is keenly contested.

Are you going to the BCCecue? I hear that the Queentard is making desserts.

Will the BCCecue be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.

by Kung Of The Duckheads December 14, 2020

Waffler

A Waffler is a legend of the CB radio that never lets the truth get in the way of a good story. Well travelled to all parts of the globe, their stories have the uncanny ability to get under the skin of any member of the Boy Cunt Crew. Wafflers are renowned for their philanthropy work and the production of some of the finest self saucing cucumbers the world has ever seen.

Too good Waffler, too good.
Don't worry, be waffler, don't worry be waffler.
Bozo - "I know you waffler." Reply from a waffler - "I don't know ya, I don't want to know ya, and if I did know ya, I wouldn't through my shit at ya."

by Kung Of The Duckheads June 25, 2019

Cuntnesia

Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.

Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020

EmuBob

An EmuBob is game played in honour of a Jaytard. The participants pair off and tie one of their legs to each other to simulate a 3 legged creature. They then parade around, making bobbing motions, similar to an emu or ostrich bobbing to pick up food. The aim of the game is to collect as many bumpers as possible in the allotted time. The winner gets to present all of the collected bumpers to the Jaytard as a mark of respect.

Will the EmuBob be called off because of the rain? It should be because all the bumpers will be wet.

by Kung Of The Duckheads December 7, 2020

Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

BCCecue

A BCCecue is a regular gathering of the Boy Cunt Crew where the consumption of freezer burnt sausages, condiments that have passed their use by dates and home made deserts that have a distinct odour of unwashed vagina on a 40 degree day. During the consumption, plans for the next round of bad behavior by the group are put in place. After the consumption, the group do an Emu Bob where all the Bumpers are collected and passed to the Jaytard.

Are you going to the BCCecue?

I'm not going the the BCCecue because they are all plastic.

by Kung Of The Duckheads November 28, 2020

Sockboy

Sockboy is a name given to an individual who's intellect is lacking, in the same way that 18 cans is a six pack short of a carton. A sockboy is believed to have been created from the mixing of a discarded tub of yogurt containing the lactobacillus bacteria and the semen contained in an old football sock used by an individual for the purpose of hiding stains on the bed sheets from his overbearing mother. The two ingredients came together in a rubbish bin alongside a football oval and after a suitable gestation period, through the warmer summer months, the Sockboy emerged. Sockboy's have a particular penchant for lego, are highly allergic to wool so only ever wear nylon socks and are avid users of Spokey-Dokes on their pushbikes. They can be affectionately refered to as Socky.

Good morning Sockboy.
Wow, they are some very nice pink nylon socks you have on there Socky.

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 2, 2019