Kung Of The Duckheads's definitions

Plastic John

A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.

"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"

by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019

knotmick

knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.

You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick

knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019

Tramaholic

Tramaholic describes a person who, conflicted by their morals, their problems with a back injury and their need for friendship, turns to tramadol and alcohol. This addiction eventually leads to the resolution of any conflict.

As a tramaholic, should you be drinking that much?

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019

Queentard

A Queentard is the result of the natural progression through life of an Uncle Cunty. Rejected by it's family and friends, the Uncle Cunty will start a new clan consisting of individuals with a much lower IQ than the Uncle Cunty. The result is a clan of less than intelligent people with their new leader, the Queentard.

Hey Uncle Cunty, congratulations on being appointed the Queentard.
If the brains of the Queentard and her band of followers were converted into dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow a nose.

by Kung Of The Duckheads December 13, 2019

eddorker

An eddorker is a type of person that enjoys living on the waste of others. They have a particular passion for searching through rubbish bins as they like to dig dirt, but don't have the intelligence to use a shovel. A victim of the eddorker is said to have been eddorkered.

My rubbish is everywhere. I've been the victim of an eddorker!

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 9, 2019

The Link

The Link was thought to me a mythical creature only appearing in fables until a Late Night Lenny, in search of a new conspiracy theory, found The Link.

I'm on the Link, I'm on the Link

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 15, 2019

BCCecue

A BCCecue is a regular gathering of the Boy Cunt Crew where the consumption of freezer burnt sausages, condiments that have passed their use by dates and home made deserts that have a distinct odour of unwashed vagina on a 40 degree day. During the consumption, plans for the next round of bad behavior by the group are put in place. After the consumption, the group do an Emu Bob where all the Bumpers are collected and passed to the Jaytard.

Are you going to the BCCecue?

I'm not going the the BCCecue because they are all plastic.

by Kung Of The Duckheads November 28, 2020