Kung Of The Duckheads's definitions

Tramaholic

Tramaholic describes a person who, conflicted by their morals, their problems with a back injury and their need for friendship, turns to tramadol and alcohol. This addiction eventually leads to the resolution of any conflict.

As a tramaholic, should you be drinking that much?

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019

brocolini

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew

Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 11, 2019

eddorker

An eddorker is a type of person that enjoys living on the waste of others. They have a particular passion for searching through rubbish bins as they like to dig dirt, but don't have the intelligence to use a shovel. A victim of the eddorker is said to have been eddorkered.

My rubbish is everywhere. I've been the victim of an eddorker!

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 9, 2019

Queentard

A Queentard is the result of the natural progression through life of an Uncle Cunty. Rejected by it's family and friends, the Uncle Cunty will start a new clan consisting of individuals with a much lower IQ than the Uncle Cunty. The result is a clan of less than intelligent people with their new leader, the Queentard.

Hey Uncle Cunty, congratulations on being appointed the Queentard.
If the brains of the Queentard and her band of followers were converted into dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow a nose.

by Kung Of The Duckheads December 13, 2019

Uncle Cunty

A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.

Don't be such an Uncle Cunty!
I am Uncle Cunty!

by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2018

Plastic John

A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.

"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"

by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019

tinyone

The tinyone is the biggest thing that the Boy Cunt Crew has ever encountered. Unsure of what they are dealing with, the members of the Boy Cunt Crew will taunt a tinyone until, in a similar fashion to the final attack of a leopard hunting its prey, they are left shredded and bleeding, as the tinyone makes off with the weakest of the pack, to feast on, as an Uncle Cunty feasts on a hamburger.

For Fuck Sake!!! Did you see the size of that tinyone
3 x Smegma + 2 x Uncle Cunty + Plastic John is no match for a tinyone

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019