Definitions by Kuehlstein

Jay walking 

You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.

Stop jay walking you pigs.

Jay walking by Kuehlstein June 13, 2018

Indian game

Everyone has a hand signal like waving fingers with thumbs in ears or a shape of a "L" on your forhead. Everyone chants while pounding on the table. "What's the name of the game? "The Indian game." "How do you play the Indian game?" Then you flash your Indian sign then flash someone else Indian sign. Then the person who's sign was broadcasted has to right away flash his/hers sign and signal someone else at the table. If you mess up you are forced to chug a beer. Then restart.

The drinking Indian game is a ton of fun. Have fun.

Indian game by Kuehlstein June 11, 2018

Target 

You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.

That's my target story.

Target by Kuehlstein June 3, 2018

Thanks for nothing 

You 3 stroke into a girl and finish. She turns and says thanks for nothing.

I had a dsb and she said thanks for nothing.

Thanks for nothing by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

pick of the litter 

You are in the military club with short hair and a bunch of obese women come in and pick the best looking military guy to dance with and he does.

She got the pick of the litter.

pick of the litter by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

hand to mouth disease 

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.

hand to mouth disease by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

Nomm nomm disease 

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a bad case of nomm nomm disease and am overweight.

Nomm nomm disease by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018