KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

fire at will

Coming from the authority directly above you in the chain of command, this simply allows the individual to choose his/her rate of fire and prefered style, whether open or snipe etc.

OK company, they've cleared, reload and fire at will.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

april fools

The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.

*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

One dimensional character

(n.) A boring person

(n.) An actor that is so bad you can tell that the studio bosses were shaking thier heads during filming. Keeps looking at the camera. One who gets stage fright and stutters a lot.

Elitist and butt licka are one dimensional characters, they deserve eachother

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

thrashing

A violent-sounding alternative to beat. Gives the same effect, but more so.

I thrashed yo ass!


I thrashed you at the game of tennis.


.....thrash my kids!!!!!


I shall thrash you down with my cock.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

round-house

A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.

1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.

2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.

3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.

I round-housed that drunkard and stole his wallet.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

507

(n.) A 1950's BMW, bettered by the E-type. Similar to the Z8

Elvis had a 507, but Sinatra had an E-type!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004