just so

Slightly, not too much for anyone's taste.
Make my tea just so.


Stick it in her cunt just so, don't go too deep.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Deep fried Mars Bar

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.
To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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fuck me

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.
1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Time magazine

A long-standing and well known magazine. It has a "man of the year", which has in the past been won by Queen Elizabeth II, simply for coming to the throne and making a few speeches, and Adolf Hitler.
I was Time's man of the year!


So was Hitler...


Not twice he wasn't!


--From some movie
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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colt

(n.) An excellent tool of persuasion. Best known in python & .45 form.
He didn't want to tell me where she was until he got a better look at the canon hanging from my belt.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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foos

a) Multiple of foo. See foo, a Mr T-ism, contraction for fool.

b) Dave Grohl's over-rated foo fighters band.
Hannibal, wat dees foos talkin jibba jabba bout? Crazy foo Murdock in ma van!


"The foos smoke monkey dong"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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