outfit

(n.) A band without a clear singer. Usually making lyricless music.

The outfit that backs madonna

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

awaken a sleeping giant

(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.

Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.


Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

jaysus

Elongated Jesus, used in disbelief.

Jaaaysus H ckriiiist!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

there's no i in team

A phrase used to remind a glory boy that trying to selfishly do something for personal gain while ignoring the other team members is counter-productive.

There's no I in team, but there's an m and an e!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

e-gazump

(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.

Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

Argos

(n.) British chain of GUS-owned shops selling a shitload of stuff, most of which you can get cheaper or better elsewhere. Britains' largest toy supplier. Also a fairly good place to buy freeweights from. See barbell.

I own many weights from Argos, and even bought my weight-bench there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004