KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

could of

How the uneducated say 'could have'

chav: I could of got a E in school fo da english literachar, but i got a ungraded instead.

by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004

picknose

One who picks thier nose. Worse if they eat the contents. Yum!

picknose! picknose! I saw you eating your own snot!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ancient

Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.

Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

lower class

those at the bottom of the money and earnings ladder. This ranges from homeless people to those in decently paid jobs who will attempt to get thier children into the middle classes. Lower classes always have trouble making ends meet.

Haha! You're in a lower class than me. Shine my shoes, bitch, shine my shoes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

fuck the fucking fuckers

Often used sarcasticly to show that the speaker/author is "so angry" that s/he must resort to making most of his/her words expletives.

A: I'm gonna kill you, man!

B: Oh, oh my. I'm soooo scared. Fuck the fucking fuckers.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

peace pipes

Cominf from the native american's peace pipes, the word today means "to extend a hand of friendship" often to former rivals whom have fallen in your wake.

Let's smoke the peace pipes.


Shove your peace pipes up your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Corsa

A Vauxhall nova with a bigger back. POS. The opel counterpart to the Nova was called Corsa too, so there really is no difference except for the shape and engines starting at 0.1 litre bigger. Terrible car.

I wish to destroy a car, let's go smash a corsa.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004