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(1854-1880) Infamous Irish-Austrailian bushranger-cum-bank-robber who performed some of the most daring raids in history. He fought the establishment for a republic of Victoria. The last attack he made on the establishment was an attempt to derail a train carrying over 200 police officers. Throughout his time as an outlaw he had become a people's champion. He was a modern-day Robin Hood, and his popularity was such that he thought no-one would betray him.
After decades of great loyalty from the poor, he was betrayed on his greatest mission yet. The train stopped before it could be derailed, and police rushed to the hotel he was staying at. He and three other members of the "Kelly Gang" had made primitive body armour from plough metal. This did little to save his friends, who were shot in armour gaps, such as the crotch (ouch!).
Kelly waded to the forest where he was crossed by 34 armed police. He took them all on in a gunfight, and bullets pierced his armour 27 times. He eventually fell from a loss of blood, and was nursed back to health before his execution. On the scaffold he said "such is life", as the noose was tied.
He is best remembered for being an outlaw, a hardman and being the early pioneer of bullet-proof body armour.
After decades of great loyalty from the poor, he was betrayed on his greatest mission yet. The train stopped before it could be derailed, and police rushed to the hotel he was staying at. He and three other members of the "Kelly Gang" had made primitive body armour from plough metal. This did little to save his friends, who were shot in armour gaps, such as the crotch (ouch!).
Kelly waded to the forest where he was crossed by 34 armed police. He took them all on in a gunfight, and bullets pierced his armour 27 times. He eventually fell from a loss of blood, and was nursed back to health before his execution. On the scaffold he said "such is life", as the noose was tied.
He is best remembered for being an outlaw, a hardman and being the early pioneer of bullet-proof body armour.
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Get the After-effects mug.(n.) Formed in 1919 to unite the countries that fought on both sides of World War I, this talking shop group fell apart when Hitler and Mussolini left it. It was replaced by the United Nations
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(v.) Sexual promiscuity while in a serious relationship. Also used as betrayl. Basically, j(h)umping ship.
(v.) Sexual promiscuity while in a serious relationship. Also used as betrayl. Basically, j(h)umping ship.
To do the dirty
He did the dirty on me and gave me aids from his new girlfriend by re-using a condom, and he didn't get it.
Argh, ye mutinous dogs! Ye de thar dirrty. Yar!
He did the dirty on me and gave me aids from his new girlfriend by re-using a condom, and he didn't get it.
Argh, ye mutinous dogs! Ye de thar dirrty. Yar!
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Get the the dirty mug.(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.
(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.
(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.
(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions
Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
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