KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

sas

Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.

When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.

See balls of steel

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

superman

When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.

I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

head-hunted

To be scouted for a job.

I was head-hunted again last week.


Well I've certainly been earmarked for the board...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

last chance saloon

The last chance one has to improve or otherwise help oneself before decision over ones future is made.

You're in the last chance saloon to improve your skills before the test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

ja-fake-an

(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.

Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.

by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004

woman of the town

A prostitute, as seen in JB Priestly's "An inspector calls"

Yo mama a woman of the town.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Ted Bundy

(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.

He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004