british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

Harpee

(n.) Creature from greek mythology. It had the head of a woman atop a winge'd body.

My old chemistry teacher was very deaf, old, bitchy, and queen of the harpees.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

choca

(v.) To perform fellatiot o the point where the giver throws up from the deepthroating. A mixture of "cock" and "chuck-up".


(adj.) A contraction for choc-a-block, Britslang for crowded or packed.

he got some choca


That road is choca in the mornings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

kill whitey

What is loudly shouted by white prisoners in mock style of black inmates. Often while running a cup along the walls or bars.

KILL WHITEY! KILL WHITEY Kiiiillllllll!
Haha, the gaurds are gonna do the exact opposite of what I say.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

See a man about a dog

(v.) to urinate

I'm going to see a man about a dog

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

send in the heavies

(v.) to send bailiffs

We'll send in the heavies by tommorrow if the money is not here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

ferry

(v.) to transport internationally, or accross water.

I will ferry you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004