KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

who dares wins

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"

Is that Thatcher?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

rampant rabbit

The world's best selling vibrator.

It's a wonderful toy for a girl or a boy, everyone loves a rampant rabbit!



That's right, boys too!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

wham-bam-thank-you-mam

Indicating a very wreckless macho military action that comes off very well.

Wham-bam-thank-you-mam 50 calibre machine gun.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

take it like a slut

What is said to a sexual partner (often during rape) meaning "THERE IS NO WAY OUT, SO ACCEPT THE COCK"

*beats psycho bitch down with his mighty phallus*

take it like a slut. Shine my shoes bitch, shine my goddam shoes!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

barmaid

Typically hot and buxom female that works in a bar. The presence of evaporated alcohol makes these beauties really easy.

Where were you?


Getting blown round the back.

That barmaid sure is easy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

ego

A measure of Narcisism.

Narcisists rule!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004