KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

Bring out your dead

After pwnage, this phrase is one that may be uttered, to avoid clichés such as all your base and pwn3d

Bring out your dead, bring out your dead! I just shat on you!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

meaning of life

A section of the movie "monty python and the meaning of life".

See monty python, orgasm, nuke

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

mushroom

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

mushroomhead

(n.) A person with a forehead disproportional in size to thier jaw, thus giving th appearance that thier head is mushroom shaped. This leads people to believe that the band are fans of Quentin Tarantino.

Quentin Tarantino is quite the mushroomhead, is he not?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

drop me a line

(Phrase) Send me correspondance. The origin is most probably from written, where a letter would be "dropped" into the lap of the reciever. It is still used mostly in terms of written communication.


(n.) Sexual maneuvre in which the phallus-bearing party is spread accross a gap approx 3 feet from the floor, with the recieving party(ies) on all fours, legs straightened, being pounded.

Hey, when you have time, drop me a line



I tried the drop me a line with two dining chairs, but they fell back.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

all fours

(n.) One's hands and knees/legs (delete as applicable)

She was searching for the condom on all fours without her glass, when barry couldn't wait anymore and gave it to her indabutt

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004