(O hey by the way the 2nd verse of kindness is dope yo. I mean i dont get everything languagy but im feeling the vibe)
Dylorah: "I like you. Forget about love for a bit, I like you ok? If youre the no filter moron theyre talking about then goddamn it ill be your filterless morona."
Phil: "ok"
Phil: "ok"
by Krkič January 12, 2022
You have baked cakes, the sophisticated ones with tens of layers with coloured doughs, you have invented dozens of drinks with ingredients no westerner has even heard of, you have not only compiled millions of playlists, themed "lovers' cave", "body alphabet" and "psycoyote" but sung "all the classics" in karaoke bars. And you have done so effortlessly, romantically, caringly. Like, "its all yours, keep it, i enjoy giving to you" but damn, Mike, you could give us a fuck already! just something that will calm the seas for a bit, you twat!
by Krkič September 05, 2019
Tsok
by Krkič September 19, 2020
when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
by Krkič May 03, 2019
to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.
then you write a letter to your crush.
then you write a letter to your crush.
by Krkič June 05, 2019
knocking on somebodys imagination
they open it
and you do all the things you've always wanted to do to that person
they open it
and you do all the things you've always wanted to do to that person
"i felt like a cheap cliché wearing nothing but a coat while standing outside their door. my perfume felt cheap, my makeup, my intention, my effort. I found it not ridiculous going after what i desired but the form in which i transported it. Yet we are human and humans communicate in forms, language is a form, marking desire this way is a form and succumbing to it was degrading. How else was i to get my kiss, my touch, my attention, how was i to hand out abundantly what i needed so badly to give away. All this sensory equipment in vain? No. Fuck, No. Nobody was going to deprive me of that. Not even myself"
by Krkič September 17, 2020