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looks like I'm going to have to be the knight in shining armour here coming for the kidnapped princess. who is the dragon holding you in?
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by Krkič April 5, 2019
Get the Pros mug.when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
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by Krkič November 4, 2020
Get the hoha mug.a funny game. perfect for a saturday night. you just ask the other players what you want to know about them. ideally played in a cozy room with good music, lights and drinks. whoever is caught lying is caught lying.
"Lets play quiz diskothek!"
"How do you deal with haters?"
"What was the most painful thing that ever happened to you?"
"What do you love to do?"
"What are your guilty pleasures?"
"What makes you laugh real hard?"
"What is beauty to you?"
"Are you lost sometimes?"
"Do you fall asleep easily?"
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"How do you deal with haters?"
"What was the most painful thing that ever happened to you?"
"What do you love to do?"
"What are your guilty pleasures?"
"What makes you laugh real hard?"
"What is beauty to you?"
"Are you lost sometimes?"
"Do you fall asleep easily?"
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by Krkič February 16, 2019
Get the quiz diskothek mug.while the invisible enemy is raging outside families and friendly entities are recollecting themselves, digitally sharing stories, memories around an abstract christmas tree (distance tree)
John, we usually don't find the time to do this. Tell me about your last 20 years. Tell me about your family, everyone, their names and how you connect. Tell me about your friends and what you like to do.
by Krkič March 29, 2020
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