Krkič's definitions
he thinks he is ugly but i find him attractive
he thinks he is ugly thats why his blackguard's proactive
firing his Dutch Mannlicher with no control
screaming and cursing "console my soul"
he thinks he is ugly thats why his blackguard's proactive
firing his Dutch Mannlicher with no control
screaming and cursing "console my soul"
in my eyes you are beautiful
beautifully human
don't let anybody not even yourself tell you otherwise
beautifully human
don't let anybody not even yourself tell you otherwise
by Krkič January 8, 2020
Get the otherwisemug. safety is your number one priority in life.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.
by Krkič July 14, 2019
Get the safe sexmug. you have come home from a flat party and are typing random definitions on ud first thing.
plus you are hoping to get hold of your krasch.
plus you are hoping to get hold of your krasch.
Fritzi (really talkative and energised): "yeah so we were at Cana's and there were really nice people mainly students and there was food and wine and laughter. And i miss you. And most of the stuff you say is just not true."
by Krkič November 29, 2019
Get the Fritzimug. ull up, pull up on my love
There's so much that I would really love to show you
Wanna hold and love and really get to know you
I'm your moon and stars through any kind of weather
You're the sun, I feel you forever
Dream lover, lover
Like no other, other
You're down and dirty
You are one freaky mother
You give me happiness
You make me wanna
You make me wanna dance
Because I sent away for you, sent away
Always my way
A fantasy, a fantasy, yeah, hey
Dream lover, lover
One freaky mother
You're down and worthy
There is no other, other
You make me happy, you make me wanna
You make me wanna dance
There's so much that I would really love to show you
Wanna hold and love and really get to know you, baby
There's so much that I would really love to show you
Wanna hold and love and really get to know you
I'm your moon and stars through any kind of weather
You're the sun, I feel you forever
Dream lover, lover
Like no other, other
You're down and dirty
You are one freaky mother
You give me happiness
You make me wanna
You make me wanna dance
Because I sent away for you, sent away
Always my way
A fantasy, a fantasy, yeah, hey
Dream lover, lover
One freaky mother
You're down and worthy
There is no other, other
You make me happy, you make me wanna
You make me wanna dance
There's so much that I would really love to show you
Wanna hold and love and really get to know you, baby
Stevie
by Krkič August 11, 2023
Get the Steviemug. you open up to your crush, tell him about your secret desires and show him your gold and he kicks you out the window shitting and puking down on you while screaming what a lovely babe you are.
then you put on a ton of extra weight and buy clothes from oxfam's senior ladies section to get him mad.
he then proceeds to spend the summer with people his mental age and leaves you tied up in his basement feeding you McDonald's takewaways every evening singing I get a kick out of you.
he then proceeds to spend the summer with people his mental age and leaves you tied up in his basement feeding you McDonald's takewaways every evening singing I get a kick out of you.
by Krkič April 27, 2019
Get the oxfammug. by Krkič June 14, 2019
Get the dream machinemug. When a public figure is recorded saying things unsuitable, immoral or hypocritical they are expected to take a stand and/or apologise and/or step down.
When a private figure is, nobody really cares. Except maybe the person addressed.
When a private figure is, nobody really cares. Except maybe the person addressed.
Advisor: "Mr President, its time for an address'em!"
"Dear Taiwanese people, yes, its true. I did have sexual relations with that woman. And i apologise to my wife Mallory Rodman and to our children. I don't see why i should step down though coz im doing a pretty neat job."
"So so embarrassed about what i messaged you last night. To put my own good above everbody else's was so out of order. Please accept my apology."
"Dear Taiwanese people, yes, its true. I did have sexual relations with that woman. And i apologise to my wife Mallory Rodman and to our children. I don't see why i should step down though coz im doing a pretty neat job."
"So so embarrassed about what i messaged you last night. To put my own good above everbody else's was so out of order. Please accept my apology."
by Krkič November 7, 2020
Get the address'emmug.