byiacw

of all the endlessly mutating versions of me
whenever i get lost in a haze of identities

I turn to you and there i am
its who i am
its where i want to be
being yourself in a capialist world

I can't think of anything more dangerous
byiacw
by Krkič January 01, 2021
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about

..then you will see..
..that all of the things
you thought about me

were completely wrong
and shockingly true
by Krkič May 29, 2019
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Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook
Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season
by Krkič August 03, 2019
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rereal

Can we go sauna tonight, Sean?
We'll cook afterwards
And just chill
That was reenacting reality. Rereality. metareal.
You make me feel so rereal.
Are you for rereal?
by Krkič September 24, 2020
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mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.
(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
by Krkič December 14, 2019
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reality check

Reality Check
"Fuck me, Swansea, you are very expensive and very popular!"
by Krkič April 28, 2019
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walls

Frat: "you're building walls again"
Frit: "i am trying to get personal, i am trying not to depend on a website. i want us to talk and just spend energy with each other. I am losing interest in performing on here, really, its stifling. We need an alternative. Please."
by Krkič May 17, 2020
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