Kristin's definitions

hook a right

to make a sharp right turn while while driving.

when giving directions:
"Hook a right onto Cleveland, then go 3 miles..."

by Kristin March 14, 2004

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

taco filling

like a rootie tootie, involves shitting inside of a vagina

see also rootie tootie

I gave her a rootie tootie, then flipped the bitch and filled her taco.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

mike jones

A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.

Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

XCR

1. Acronym for 'Xtreme Clan Rapists'
2. One of the greatest XBOX live clans
3. Ranked number two in their ladder
4. Has members that can own anyone in Rainbox Six 3.

XCR owns j00.

by Kristin April 3, 2004

asshole

a really big jerk

that guy is such an asshole.

by Kristin December 11, 2003

fluffer nutter

a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwhich! MMmmmmm MMMmmmmmm good.

I'll have a fluffer nutter for lunch.

by Kristin April 12, 2003