Kristin's definitions

hook a right

to make a sharp right turn while while driving.

when giving directions:
"Hook a right onto Cleveland, then go 3 miles..."

by Kristin March 14, 2004

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

taco filling

like a rootie tootie, involves shitting inside of a vagina

see also rootie tootie

I gave her a rootie tootie, then flipped the bitch and filled her taco.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

mike jones

A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.

Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

happier than a pig in shit

ridiculously happy. Pigs cool off by rolling around in the mud, so maybe shit is the same way.

She was happier than a pig in shit when she saw Bobby.

by kristin May 16, 2004

hokamama

A girl who tries to be stylish, but it comes out hokey/lame/corny

"You ain't nothin' but a stupid hokamama."

by Kristin January 3, 2005

U2bonoluv

A female U2 fan. Someone who would kidnap Bono and bring him home, if she had the chance.

Man, Kami's a real U2bonoluv. She actually liked it when Bono sweat on her.

by Kristin July 2, 2003