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mike jones

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A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.
Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.
by Kristin April 23, 2005
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Boy 1: Damn that girl fine .
BOy 2/Dumb Fuck: Naw her grandma fine.
by Kristin April 23, 2005
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Trina

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Hol' it down Trina. We make them ballas want to stirr.
by Kristin April 23, 2005
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my life everyday

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attempting to eat as much good food as possible.

a good day consists of a delightful breakfast, snack, and dinner.
1) a good breakfast, incorporating any or all of the following: cereal, oatmeal, pancakes, ham and cheese omelettes, yogurt, eggs over easy, orange juice (tropicana), hashbrowns, fruit

2) good snacks, again, incorporating any or all of the following: easy mac, cheetos, cereal (counted as breakfast OR a snack), carne asada quesedilla, carne asada fries, breadsticks, in n out, ice cream, popcorn, jones soda, oreo shake, oreo anything, fries, cookies, harvest pie

3) a great full meal, usually only incorporating one or less of the following: PIZZA, chicken and dumplings, fried chicken, chicken parmegian, lemon chicken, any other form of chicken, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, chinese food, ribs, chili in a breadbowl
by Kristin April 15, 2005
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The Easy Mac Paradox

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derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.
by Kristin April 15, 2005
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ani

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plural for anus, since anuses just sounds silly
by Kristin April 7, 2005
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studling

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Originated from the word stud, meaning a younger version. a rookie stud
Patroclus, Achille's young cousin in the movie Troy
by Kristin April 7, 2005
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