Definitions by Kris Carne

Staptual 

A man who has a short pointy member

Samuel don't go pointing that filthy staptual over here!

Staptual by Kris Carne May 19, 2015

Angus Roll 

The transitional roll of the duck-beak to a closed-fist inside a vagina or anus.

Hey Brah, Last night I was having sex with Hannah and managed to give her a good solid Angus Roll.

Angus Roll by Kris Carne August 8, 2012