Definitions by Krin Gabbard

cockblunder 

A cockblunder is a giant mistake usually caused by overlooking a very obvious situation or circumstance.

"You put your penis in the toaster?!?! That's a cockblunder if I've ever seen one!"

cockblunder by Krin Gabbard July 29, 2005

lark voorhies 

(1) A black, female, actress who starred on the 1980s/90s teen show "Saved by the Bell."

(2) Someone who is ridiculously uncool or stuck in the 1980s.

"Dude! That snap bracelet is so Lark Voorhies! Take that sh*t off or you're not coming to the concert with us!"

lark voorhies by Krin Gabbard July 29, 2005

diarrhea ambush 

A sudden attack of violent diarrhea.

"I went to White Castle for the first time and got an enormous diarrhea ambush that night!"

diarrhea ambush by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

douchesaurus 

A big jerk, idiot, imbecile. A rude person not willing to admit his or her mistake(s).

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-saw-rus

"Some guy came in the diner the other day and didn't leave me a tip; even after I gave him a free order of fries! What a douchesaurus!"

douchesaurus by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005