Definitions by Krin Gabbard

cockblunder 

A cockblunder is a giant mistake usually caused by overlooking a very obvious situation or circumstance.

"You put your penis in the toaster?!?! That's a cockblunder if I've ever seen one!"

cockblunder by Krin Gabbard July 29, 2005

lark voorhies 

(1) A black, female, actress who starred on the 1980s/90s teen show "Saved by the Bell."

(2) Someone who is ridiculously uncool or stuck in the 1980s.

"Dude! That snap bracelet is so Lark Voorhies! Take that sh*t off or you're not coming to the concert with us!"

lark voorhies by Krin Gabbard July 29, 2005

douchesaurus 

A big jerk, idiot, imbecile. A rude person not willing to admit his or her mistake(s).

Pronounced: Doosh-eh-saw-rus

"Some guy came in the diner the other day and didn't leave me a tip; even after I gave him a free order of fries! What a douchesaurus!"

douchesaurus by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

diarrhea ambush 

A sudden attack of violent diarrhea.

"I went to White Castle for the first time and got an enormous diarrhea ambush that night!"

diarrhea ambush by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005