rolling fart

Rolling Fart, noun, a long, loud, drawn out fart that often gets away from the farter.

I thought I could squeeze out an SBD at Jimbo's funeral, but it turned into a gianormous rolling fart!

by Kowulz December 15, 2007

tits

tits, exclaimation expressing great joy, wonder, excitement, or happiness. Often preceded by "fucking". Awesome, the shit

Rock's new tattoo was fucking tits!

by Kowulz April 04, 2007

speedwaddler

speedwaddler, noun;

1) One who speedwaddles

2) A person of enormous girth and energy who achieves foraward momentum by shifting their bulk from side to side and leaning forward, much to the chagrin of anyone or anything in thier path

Turn a speedwaddler loose in an all-you-can-eat buffet and they become a WMD. No one is safe!

by Kowulz May 24, 2007

IOUDAB

IOUDAB;(eee-YO-dub) Acronym: Inside Out, Upside Down, and Backwards;

1)A point of escalation between SNAFU and FUBAR

2)Having your asshole where your face should be

The country was IOUDAB after the Liberals took office. God fucking help us.

by Kowulz August 01, 2007

twict

twict: Southern for twice

That Damn Yankee done been down here twict now!

by Kowulz March 28, 2008

butt music

butt music, noun: Audible gastro-intestinal disturbances, not neccessarily of a melodious or harmonious nature.

Rock's butt music scared the children, upset the guests, and rattled the windows!

by Kowulz April 04, 2007

dick and a half

dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.

Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

by Kowulz April 11, 2007