Koolguy_gt500's definitions

Grab Your Gopher

Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.

Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

Kool Guy

Someone who is exceptionally cool, hence the "K" in place of the "C"

"Wow!, that guy is a total Kool Guy"

by Koolguy_GT500 October 16, 2008

Schooled

When an individual gets taught a lesson in a harsh, demeaning, manner.

May also be used to describe the loser of a given competition or game.

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

Padh

Fart. Can also be spelled Pudh, Pud, Paad, Pad.

Frank - "Dude, I gotta Padh!! Clear the room!!"

Mitch - "AHH!! OH MY GOD! EVERYONE RUN!"

by Koolguy_gt500 April 18, 2010

Leak the Lizard

When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."

Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."

Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

R Speak

Adding "R"s into a word where they don't belong. Usually works after a soft "A" sound (Aunt, Lots.) but the "A" sound has to be before a consonant. (See example below.)

Mitch - "Hey guys, my Aurnt torld me to gor to the marll!!"

Frank - "What the hell was that?"

Mitch - "Oh, it was R Speak"

by Koolguy_GT500 February 24, 2010