cock up

to mess something up. used primarily in England

also see fuck up

past tense: cocked up
That flaming retard Bush sure cocked up that war!
by Kono January 23, 2004
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Vany

Hey get that Vany off
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corolla

Measurement: The number hair per square inch on a human body.

Inspired by Adam Corrolla, the beloved co-host of the radio show Loveline.
Gawd, that guy's ass is 100 corolla! Wiping must be like getting peanutbutter out of a shag carpet
by Kono January 23, 2004
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