Kongo Kong's definitions

Tree of woe

Wrestling maneuver made popular by Kevin Sullivan that involves a wrestler suspending an opponent upside down on a turnbuckle with the opponents back being up against it. To do this the opponents legs are then are then hooked under the top ropes leaving the opponent facing the attacking wrestler upside down. The attacking wrestler will then run at the opponent with a knee or baseball slide. Tree of woe is also a reference to the 1982 movie conan the barbarian.

Oh no Sullivan is on the rampage again he has got his opponent tied up in the tree of woe.

by Kongo Kong June 30, 2018

Mexican Switchblade

A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.

Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.

by Kongo Kong May 29, 2018

Nandeyanen

Japanese for why or why is that used the same was as are you kidding me?

I just walked into my house and found out I was robbed Nandeyanen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kongo Kong August 17, 2018

cardboard cowboy

Some who likes to act tough but is really a coward all talk no action

I thought he was a tough guy but he turned out to be nothing but a cardboard cowboy.

by Kongo Kong June 27, 2018

canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it

Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....

by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023

C.T.F.D

Calm the fuck down

Like oh my gawd becky C.T.F.D it is not that serious

by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018

idiot whisperer

Someone who has the amazing ability to make stupid people believe anything they say no matter how dumb stupid or moronic it may sound.

Donald Trump won the election because he made all those poor uneducated morons believe all the stupid things he said during his speeches he truly is indeed the idiot whisperer.

by Kongo Kong August 27, 2018