Definitions by Kongo Kong

The monochrome effect

The sudden and overwhelming urge to listen to Japanese pop music.

I just had the sudden urge to listen to Perfume and Kyary pamyu pamyu it must be the monochrome effect.

The monochrome effect by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018

Tree of woe 

Wrestling maneuver made popular by Kevin Sullivan that involves a wrestler suspending an opponent upside down on a turnbuckle with the opponents back being up against it. To do this the opponents legs are then are then hooked under the top ropes leaving the opponent facing the attacking wrestler upside down. The attacking wrestler will then run at the opponent with a knee or baseball slide. Tree of woe is also a reference to the 1982 movie conan the barbarian.

Oh no Sullivan is on the rampage again he has got his opponent tied up in the tree of woe.

Tree of woe by Kongo Kong June 30, 2018

cardboard cowboy

Some who likes to act tough but is really a coward all talk no action

I thought he was a tough guy but he turned out to be nothing but a cardboard cowboy.

cardboard cowboy by Kongo Kong June 27, 2018

Go super saiyan

Something you tell someone right before you beat the crap out of them like goku from dragonball z.

I tried to warn you but I guess I am going to have to go super saiyan on your ass.

Go super saiyan by Kongo Kong June 15, 2018

cranking a bob marley 

smoking a very large joint

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley

cranking a bob marley by Kongo Kong May 31, 2018

Mexican Switchblade 

A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.

Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.

Mexican Switchblade by Kongo Kong May 29, 2018

Superbug 

A dangerous and stupid person that only seems to get stronger the more you hate them.

Almost everyone seems to dislike Donald trump but he still became the president of the united states he must be like some kind of superbug or something.

Superbug by Kongo Kong February 7, 2018