2 definitions by Knowable

wankerserfdom

The state of being to poor to afford quality pornography. A wankerserf relies on old copies of Vogue magazine, the JCPenny spring catalog, and anything available on the web that can be accessed for free and viewed with a 56K dialup before the mood disappears.

Dam, I've been living in wankerserfdom for so long that even my wife is starting to look sexy.

by Knowable March 19, 2007

Jaslene

Jaslene is shy and beautiful. But when u get to know her she is AWESOME! She has a lot of friends and she is the most and only rare person

And if you find a Jaslene you have to be friends with her and you’ll be lucky

by Knowable September 27, 2018