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When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.
Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...
Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.
Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.
by KnowItAll1979 May 7, 2022
Get the Snuffleupagus mug.The act of pushing a marinade consisting of semen, feces and blood out of the anus.
An unintended consequence when a homosexual male receives anal sex, known as the Bottom, has anal sex that tears the lining of the rectum or anus in addition to not knowing how to and/or not having time to properly prepare (clean out, douche) for anal sex.
An unintended consequence when a homosexual male receives anal sex, known as the Bottom, has anal sex that tears the lining of the rectum or anus in addition to not knowing how to and/or not having time to properly prepare (clean out, douche) for anal sex.
Jock 1: Hey man, did you finally fuck last night?
Jock 2: Oh hey man, yeah it was a 🍒 Cordial; Queen Anne style .
Jock 1: 🍒 Cordial?
Jock 2: Yeah you know.. a 🍒 Cordial happens after you cum in him and he pushes your load out but shit and blood came to.
Jock 1: OH Fuck! I'm sorry man. That's gross.
Jock 2: Oh hey man, yeah it was a 🍒 Cordial; Queen Anne style .
Jock 1: 🍒 Cordial?
Jock 2: Yeah you know.. a 🍒 Cordial happens after you cum in him and he pushes your load out but shit and blood came to.
Jock 1: OH Fuck! I'm sorry man. That's gross.
by KnowItAll1979 April 30, 2021
Get the 🍒 Cordial mug.An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.
The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021
Get the twat trapper mug.The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020
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