KnowItAll1979's definitions

Jerker lurker

Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.

Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today.

Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Moss Piglet

A novice (green to, ie: moss) to pig play/dirty sex

Friend 1: Dude, you totally missed it last night. I went to this party and it was lit. The host had the house sectioned out in different sex themes. I was in the pig pen and by the end of the night I was made a Moss Piglet.

by KnowItAll1979 July 24, 2022

Snuffleupagus

When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.

Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...

Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.

by KnowItAll1979 May 7, 2022

CD

An acronym used to identify chicks with dicks adult entertainment.

Friend 1: Hey man, do you want to go pick up some CD’s?

by KnowItAll1979 June 6, 2023