Friend 1: Dude, you totally missed it last night. I went to this party and it was lit. The host had the house sectioned out in different sex themes. I was in the pig pen and by the end of the night I was made a Moss Piglet.
by KnowItAll1979 July 24, 2022
The special sauce created when an obese person has thigh sweat and to absorb the perspiration they add baby powder creating a gravy-like nastiness reserved for a special fetish episode of Jerry Springer.
Man 1: Yo, that girl is nasty. Don’t believe her when she tells you she has a WAP. It’s not her pussy thats wet.
Man 2: How do you mean?
Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.
Man 2: How do you mean?
Man 1: She had so much thigh sweat she had to go add some baby powder to absorb it all, but all she managed to do is make thigh gravy. I was like What The Fuck! I’m not putting my face in that.
by KnowItAll1979 February 05, 2023
The act of pushing a marinade consisting of semen, feces and blood out of the anus.
An unintended consequence when a homosexual male receives anal sex, known as the Bottom, has anal sex that tears the lining of the rectum or anus in addition to not knowing how to and/or not having time to properly prepare (clean out, douche) for anal sex.
An unintended consequence when a homosexual male receives anal sex, known as the Bottom, has anal sex that tears the lining of the rectum or anus in addition to not knowing how to and/or not having time to properly prepare (clean out, douche) for anal sex.
Jock 1: Hey man, did you finally fuck last night?
Jock 2: Oh hey man, yeah it was a 🍒 Cordial; Queen Anne style .
Jock 1: 🍒 Cordial?
Jock 2: Yeah you know.. a 🍒 Cordial happens after you cum in him and he pushes your load out but shit and blood came to.
Jock 1: OH Fuck! I'm sorry man. That's gross.
Jock 2: Oh hey man, yeah it was a 🍒 Cordial; Queen Anne style .
Jock 1: 🍒 Cordial?
Jock 2: Yeah you know.. a 🍒 Cordial happens after you cum in him and he pushes your load out but shit and blood came to.
Jock 1: OH Fuck! I'm sorry man. That's gross.
by KnowItAll1979 April 30, 2021
When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.
Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...
Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.
Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.
by KnowItAll1979 May 08, 2022