Klausey's definitions

eyezigher

When a person has one eye higher than the other.
"When one 'eyezigher' than the other"

"Ayup ere's 'eyezigher"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

pole vault

To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !

"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

misery guts

A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.

"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

ale can

someone who drinks alcohol all the time.

A proper piss head !

My old man's a proper 'ale can'!.

by Klausey September 15, 2009

Keg breath

The result of last nights ale consumption, where the persons breath stinks of ale. Usually at work the next morning and hidden from the boss.

"Fuck me Bri i'd get that 'keg breath' sorted before the gaffer smells it !"

"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

fritner

An ugly person (male or female).
Someone who is so ugly they are frightening.

"Have you seen Tommy's new bird? she's a real life fritner!"
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")

by Klausey September 14, 2009