Get the eyezighermug. The result of last nights ale consumption, where the persons breath stinks of ale. Usually at work the next morning and hidden from the boss.
"Fuck me Bri i'd get that 'keg breath' sorted before the gaffer smells it !"
"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"
"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
Get the Keg breathmug. by Klausey September 15, 2009
Get the ale canmug. "Have you seen Tommy's new bird? she's a real life fritner!"
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")
by Klausey September 14, 2009
Get the fritnermug. A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.
EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
EXAMPLE 2
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
EXAMPLE 2
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
Get the I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !mug. Meaning - beast - which does not mean good or awsome it means a child molesting monster, a paedophile.
by Klausey September 15, 2009
Get the bag of yeastmug. An ugly person (male/female), a dog but worse! A dog who only gets fed on tripe.
A good for nothing person, A Tripe hound.
A good for nothing person, A Tripe hound.
"Fuck off you little Tripe Hound!"
"I wouldn't like to wake up with your mam, she's a right Tripe Hound!"
"Who's ugly? You want to go and look in't mirror you fuckin' Tripe Hound"
"I wouldn't like to wake up with your mam, she's a right Tripe Hound!"
"Who's ugly? You want to go and look in't mirror you fuckin' Tripe Hound"
by Klausey September 14, 2009
Get the Tripe Houndmug.