Klaus's definitions

Yooui

Something that is wonderful and enjoyable

That guy has yooui style!

by Klaus January 29, 2005

muddy waterfalls

Sloppy shit! The kind that runs down your trouser leg if you lose control. Usually after dodgy seafood, or meat with a slight 'oh that tasted weird'!

That lobster bisque must have been off. I've got the muddy waterfalls...

by Klaus October 19, 2004

thizzlewart

a plant that can be smoked like marijuana, but is a hallucinogen. When smoking thizzlewart it is common to see crazy clowns that cackle and may say things such as "clown juice" or "You're gonna die bitch" in high pitched voices.

While I was smoking thizzlewart I saw a clown with a chainsaw. I whipped out my lightsaber on his clown ass and slayed him.

by Klaus October 11, 2004

Snowblow

The act of executing oral sex with ice cubes located in the cavity lying at the upper end of the alimentary canal.

The promiscuous female lifeform enacted a snowblow on I.


Note: snowblow is not osculating your mate after injecting a load of semen into his/her mouth, imbeciles. That would be called a snowball.

by Klaus January 15, 2004

wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!

Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!

by Klaus October 19, 2004

Schwomo

Schwuler HOMO

You are a Schwomo

by Klaus November 25, 2003

boomshaft

Otherwise spelled bumshaft, it is the anus. Affectionately known as the marmite highway, etc.

Hails from shaft, as in mineshaft (a deep hole in the ground), boom hails from bum, affectionately known as the arse, or anus.

I know your type! You like taking things up the boomshaft!

Olga is a real dirty bitch! She loves shoving things up her boomshaft!

by Klaus October 19, 2004