wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!
Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!
by Klaus October 19, 2004
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muddy waterfalls

Sloppy shit! The kind that runs down your trouser leg if you lose control. Usually after dodgy seafood, or meat with a slight 'oh that tasted weird'!
That lobster bisque must have been off. I've got the muddy waterfalls...
by Klaus October 19, 2004
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thizzlewart

a plant that can be smoked like marijuana, but is a hallucinogen. When smoking thizzlewart it is common to see crazy clowns that cackle and may say things such as "clown juice" or "You're gonna die bitch" in high pitched voices.
While I was smoking thizzlewart I saw a clown with a chainsaw. I whipped out my lightsaber on his clown ass and slayed him.
by Klaus October 11, 2004
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Klaus

1. My first name.
2. An insightful, intelligent being, who devises only the best of definitions for this fantastic website.
by Klaus January 15, 2004
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Brome

noun. Refers to a man who works out and is either maintaining his body or working to develop his current physique. References the phrase "Rome wasn't built in a day" as to imply that progress takes time. Contraction of "Bro" and "Rome"
"Brome is coming along dude, keep up the good work."

"Brome, let's go work on our aesthetics!"
by klaus May 10, 2012
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Yooui

That guy has yooui style!
by Klaus January 29, 2005
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Snowblow

The act of executing oral sex with ice cubes located in the cavity lying at the upper end of the alimentary canal.
The promiscuous female lifeform enacted a snowblow on I.


Note: snowblow is not osculating your mate after injecting a load of semen into his/her mouth, imbeciles. That would be called a snowball.
by Klaus January 15, 2004
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