King Ofallofus's definitions

Goldfish

Like a catfish..... but she still expects you to pay for everything

Meant a girl on tinder but she ended up being a goldfish

by King Ofallofus January 6, 2018

gamefish

In reference to online dating. A"catfish" who although doesn't look like her pics you're still more than willing to have sex with.

Man, I meant a pretty decent gamefish on tinder the other night. Didn't look anything like her pics but I still laid pipe.

by King Ofallofus March 9, 2015

Kriegerism

The act of being douchier than a douche..Most typically to the point they shave their heads and get 9-5 jobs!

Man, What happened to John???? IDK he got a job, lost all of his hair, became a total douche, and moved into a trailer....I think he may have kriegerism!

by King Ofallofus December 19, 2011

Swordfish

Like a catfish but she is a he

I meant this swordfish on tinder, turns out she was a chick with a dick.

by King Ofallofus January 5, 2018