Definitions by King Loz
curly wurly
A homsexual individual with apauling footballing skills (tends to do too many pass-backs). Often has many realtions, allthough very few are brothers, sisters, aunts, the majority of all relations tend to be uncles. Curly wurlys often have unreasonably large afro's making them terrible to sit behind in cinemas. Another characteristic of the curly wurly is its love of all MEAT products. Vulnerable to only three things: Vegetables, Manchester United insults and members of the Female species.
curly wurly by King Loz June 4, 2003