King Kong's definitions

nantucket surprise

The act of pulling out of vaginal intercourse and engaging in imprumptu and brief anal intercourse and yelling "Surprise!!!"

Tom was getting it on with sue when he suddenly pulled out, shoved it in her a$$ and yelled "Surprise!!!" He never saw sue again.

by King Kong June 18, 2003

TSU

A po-dunk college in Alabama

I went to TSU, and didn't get an education, but I do have this weird itch.

by King Kong December 16, 2003

Gaylord Focker

1. The name of Ben Stiller's Character in the movie "Meet the parents"
2. Slang for "Hey you, homo"

Me: "Hey, dude, DUDE...Gaylord Focker!!!"
you: Dederp???

by King Kong December 15, 2003

Jrrrrnt

A southern pronunciation of the word Joint.

1. Lets make sure to caulk that there jrrrrnt so it aint gonna leak.
2. Hey bubba, yawnna smoke a jrrrrnt?

by King Kong December 16, 2003

pope

A holy dude witha cool hat and bullet-proff golf cart

I like the pope, the pope smokes dope.

by King Kong December 21, 2003

spladge

Cunt gunge emmitted at high velocity

S Hetherton spladged all over the walls

by King Kong December 2, 2004

Backdoor Bitch

a girl who flirts with everyone, makes you think shes commited to you, but has half a dozen other boyfriends you don't know about. A cocktease or cock tease. AKA BB.

It's really too bad that you got burnt by that backdoor bitch.

by King Kong March 6, 2004