Definitions by King Kong

nantucket surprise 

Any surprising incident encountered while on Nantucket Island, MA, such as gifts or occurences. See surprise. See also nantucket

Last time I went to Nantucket, I was surprised to see not that many drunken Kennedies.

nantucket surprise by King Kong December 15, 2003

Grooooorg 

Death Metal translation for Love.

Gurrrrrrg...(loud guitars)...Grooooorg...(Loud Drums)...Rooooaaarrrrr

Grooooorg by King Kong December 15, 2003

Suck Button

The button that the sound guy pushes when the band pisses him off. See also Suck knob.

singer: Dude, I have to be louder than the other guys...I have bigger hair
Sound guy: Shut the hell up (pushes suck button)

Suck Button by King Kong December 15, 2003

Suck Knob 

The knob that the sound guy thrns when the band pisses him off. see also suck button.

Band guy: "Dude, My Cowbell is more important than the lead guitar, it needs to be louder"

Sound Guy: "Fuck you, asshole"...then turns the suck knob to 11.

Suck Knob by King Kong December 15, 2003

Gaylord Focker

1. The name of Ben Stiller's Character in the movie "Meet the parents"
2. Slang for "Hey you, homo"

Me: "Hey, dude, DUDE...Gaylord Focker!!!"
you: Dederp???

Gaylord Focker by King Kong December 15, 2003

Cracker ass Cracker 

The old crazy white dude that was waving a gun at me from his car. What a jack hole.

The old cracker ass cracker better be lucky I didnt have a bigger gun.

Cracker ass Cracker by King Kong December 15, 2003

nob rash

moron, idiot

you fucking nob rash

nob rash by King Kong July 6, 2003