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Ads by Goooooogle 

Some crazy ad google wants you to see, and die. It usually is some stupid web browser game so you can play 'till you die, or a virus to asplode your computer or some stupid crazy bullshit. It has 6 "o" in Google because of the continuous use of drugs.
Ad: PLAY THIS STUPID GAME, IT'S FREE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO DOWNLOAD SHIT! - Ads by Goooooogle

10 year old kid: Yay! This game looks so cool! I'm going to play it.
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Ad: CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN BOOBZ - CLICK TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

Pervert Nerd: F1nally 1 can st0p masturbat1ng lol.

AntiVirus: You idiot. You infected your computer with a virus that asplode your computer.

Pervert Nerd: Wait can't you destroy it?

AntiVirus: Yes I can, but I don't wanna. LOL
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Ad: LET'S WORSHIP SATAN! CLICK HERE TO GO TO HELL

AzzH0ll: Cool I always wanted to go to hell. O SHI-
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gooooooogle

This is nooooooot a wooooooord.
You should think about fixing you're "o" button on your keyboard. You wrote gooooooogle. really?
gooooooogle by Turrtle September 10, 2016

gooooogle 

when some retard mistypes goooogle
-lets go to goooogle *types gooooogle*
-SHIT...
gooooogle by ubermaster March 7, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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