King David's definitions

Uncle Carl Sanchez

Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez

Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.

by King David October 8, 2004

Cutoe

A cutoe is a person who has a really cute personality and is a rizzler

King David is such a CUTOE...he has W RIZZ

by KING DAVID March 15, 2023

grundle

Ball perspiration, especially that found on the back of the balls

Patrick Ewing's jockstrap with brimming with grundle following that game against the Celtics.

by King David October 8, 2004