3 definitions by King Bariteke

shistafinger

The resultant of using cheap toilet paper that separates and has structural failure when wiping one's ass.

" Damn cheap toilet paper, my fingers poked through and now I've got a bad case of Shistafinger".
stinky finger
shitty finger
code brown hands
Brown finger nail polish

by King Bariteke November 20, 2013

glued her eyes shut

Ejaculating in a Females eyes, generally after oral sex.

" She gave me a wicked good blow job and the grand finale was when I glued her eyes shut ".

by King Bariteke January 4, 2017

P.T.A.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits - Female Airplane Bath

A quick and nasty wash usually not effective

Man - `` Dude, that chick was wearing those same clothes at the Club last night``

Dude - `` Man she probably was partying all night and day in those clothes, Hope she gave herself a P.T.A. before she went Clubbing tonight. ``

by King Bariteke January 16, 2014