misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.

*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia August 09, 2005

death metal

A category for bands who can't sing or play their instruments very well, so they have to play them really loud and fast and scream into the mic, hoping no one will notice.

Death metal sucks large quantities of ass.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 19, 2005