Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 03, 2004

eggshen

crazy fucking old guy that has a lazy eye, is slunched over, and has a limp

that eggshen motherfucker bugged the crap outta me so i kicked his fucken cane from under him

by kiko March 08, 2005

Hijueputa

Spanish-language slang contraction: "Son of a bitch."

Tomás es un grandisimo hijueputa!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

itn't

A colloquial form of "isn't" used mostly in the southern United States.

Tiny: The movie's showing at 7:30, itn't it?
Kiko: What are you talking about? What movie?
Tiny: Galaxy Quest 2
Kiko: Oh, Tiny!
Tiny: Never girve up, never surrender! Hoo hoo *spreads arms and runs while making plane sounds*
Kiko: Sai saichi!

by Kiko February 19, 2005

Iuguolo

From Latin, "to kill."

Iuguolo, interficio, trunco, evinco!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

Tomás Estrada

Tico of the year award-winner: 2002, 2003.

...and your winner, for a second year in a row: Tomás Estrada!

by Kiko February 01, 2004

Goin' Kirk

Slang for a male not wearing a shirt, especially in public.

Does that guy goin' Kirk over there think he's sexy? That's disgusting.

by Kiko December 17, 2003