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Definitions by Kid Blue

Spooge Skimmer 

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.
Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.
Spooge Skimmer by Kid Blue April 3, 2023
The kid didn’t have enough hair length for a regular Mohawk, so he settled for a Mohey.
mohey by Kid Blue July 11, 2022
The kid didn’t have much hair length for a regular Mohawk, so he settled for a Mohey.
Mohey by Kid Blue July 11, 2022

Coke Crack 

When somebody does a line of cocaine off of someone’s butt crack!
Because of letting her ass be continually used as a coke crack, our sister had to sit very uncomfortably thru a very weird intervention.
Coke Crack by Kid Blue July 6, 2022
Excuse that covers ALL situations and doesn’t require any further explanation.
Sorry, I was being a little Too Epic to answer your call
Too Epic by Kid Blue July 3, 2022

free-flubbing 

When a big girls pants are ripped on the inside thigh area and the fat bulges out of the rip. The boyfriend (or girlfriend) then gently slaps the bulge of fat back and forth which is the act of free-flubbing.

This word was actually created by my babe, who is a large woman, who is very comfortable with herself and makes me feel comfortable with her. Free-flubbing is not a sexual act as much as it is an act that shares a sense of freedom and closeness between two consenting adults. Not at all thought of as something to ridicule a large person.
Today when my babe slid into the seat of my car, I heard her pants rip and saw a big piece of flab sticking out of the hole. Being very confident in herself, she took my hand and slapped it back and forth against the bulge of fat, turning me on to my first experience in what she calls free-flubbing.
free-flubbing by Kid Blue April 18, 2022

gabberschnock

When somebody pees, vomits and shits all at the same time.
I knew I wasn’t feeling good, but it was worse than I thought; when I got out of the car, I

had a gabberschnock!
gabberschnock by Kid Blue March 20, 2022