18 definitions by KhaleesiofRivia

To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”
by KhaleesiofRivia May 13, 2021
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An unsettlingly fast and ruthless witty shutdown, either physical or verbal.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star/Celebrity Chef James Currie & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“How good are you at martial arts? If I came at you....”
*Immediately tackled to ground*
"Oh, mate, why are you rubbing your hand?"
"He absolutely Currie-d me with an arm twist and dropped me to the floor!"
by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021
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A Normal with an interest in showy kitchen utensils and/or ingredients,which may or may not be useless.

A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.

All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
MIKE: “Here is your $30 mini salt grater

BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”

MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry
by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021
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1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”
by KhaleesiofRivia May 13, 2021
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A word or phrase of questionable nature either knowingly nor unknowingly said by celebrity chef/ YouTube star Ben Ebbrell of SORTEDFOOD
When mincing vegetables;

“The smaller it gets the better it gets”

🤦🏻 ♂️ “There’s another Benuendo”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021
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When things start to go more & more awry from their original calm state - usually in a kitchen. Resulting in a bit of rushing and a lot of clean up, and possible yelling at kitchen appliances.

Originally based on and used by British Youtube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDFood
Oh no...I’m freaking out

“It’s getting breezy in here... I feel a Huttlestorm coming”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 22, 2021
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A term of artistic expression in food arrangement; founded on the prioritization of style and pizazz over flavor.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars Jamie Spafford and Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Oi, what’s that splatter all over the plate?”

“Oh he just put some Bazzle-Dazzle all over his food.”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021
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