Definitions by KhaleesiofRivia
Sassy Janice
A sliming world supervisor & commentator.
Someone who keeps both chefs and normals in line with quick witted, sassy, humbling remarks. She is in charge of stitching you up and putting you in your place.
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” If you cross her or forget to phone her back after a night of rooftop cocktails & sushi she will let you and everyone else know about it.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestorm & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Someone who keeps both chefs and normals in line with quick witted, sassy, humbling remarks. She is in charge of stitching you up and putting you in your place.
“Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.” If you cross her or forget to phone her back after a night of rooftop cocktails & sushi she will let you and everyone else know about it.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestorm & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
JANICE: “I know what you’re thinking, yes he’s cute - but the reality is, he’ll take you out for sushi & rooftop cocktails, but will he call you back, no!”
MIKE: “Come on James, don’t be a tease”
JANICE: “Fat chance of that happening Mike. Barry, Ben, Mike and The Love Rat - keep working.”
JAMES: “I wonder if there’s any almond around? Is there? I can’t ask you can I.”
Janice: “James and I still aren’t talking.”
MIKE: “Ooh Sassy Janice is in!”
MIKE: “Come on James, don’t be a tease”
JANICE: “Fat chance of that happening Mike. Barry, Ben, Mike and The Love Rat - keep working.”
JAMES: “I wonder if there’s any almond around? Is there? I can’t ask you can I.”
Janice: “James and I still aren’t talking.”
MIKE: “Ooh Sassy Janice is in!”
Sassy Janice by KhaleesiofRivia March 29, 2021
Super-Geek
A way to describe oneself or someone else who has an abundance of knowledge on a topic of nerdy nature.
Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films
A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”
They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.
(This Version) is Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films
A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”
They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.
(This Version) is Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Do you laugh at maths jokes?”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example”
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
“Don’t know”
“It’s half a pie”
“You are a Super-Geek”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example”
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
“Don’t know”
“It’s half a pie”
“You are a Super-Geek”
Super-Geek by KhaleesiofRivia March 28, 2021
Super-Geek
A way to describe oneself or someone else who has an abundance of knowledge on a topic of nerdy nature.
Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films
A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”
They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.
*This Version* Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films
A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”
They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.
*This Version* Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Do you laugh at maths jokes?”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example”
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
“Don’t know”
“It’s half a pie”
“You are a Super-Geek”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example”
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
“Don’t know”
“It’s half a pie”
“You are a Super-Geek”
Super-Geek by KhaleesiofRivia March 27, 2021
Snacking Food
An extra bit of an ingredient used for a recipe or a botched first attempt at said recipe consumed during the making of a meal.
Usually a bit of meat left over or made extra to snack on whilst cooking.
Used heavily & created by British YouTube star Jamie Spafford and other members of SORTEDFOOD.
Usually a bit of meat left over or made extra to snack on whilst cooking.
Used heavily & created by British YouTube star Jamie Spafford and other members of SORTEDFOOD.
1.)“I made some snacking bacon while I wait for my eggs to cook”
2.)“The first pancake always turns out to be rubbish- we can’t serve that”
“This pancake is now Snacking food!”
2.)“The first pancake always turns out to be rubbish- we can’t serve that”
“This pancake is now Snacking food!”
Snacking Food by KhaleesiofRivia March 26, 2021
Lanlard
To bluntly shut down a proposed idea or incorrect query via a pause and simple "No". Often to the specific embarrassment of the subject.
Originated and used by British YouTube Stars & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Originated and used by British YouTube Stars & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
"Don't you cook to 165° C to make honeycomb?"
"... no."
“Well, that was a Lanlard...thanks mate”
"He just asked if that was the right peeler to zest an orange."
"Oof, he just ABSOLUTELY Lanlarded him!"
"... no."
“Well, that was a Lanlard...thanks mate”
"He just asked if that was the right peeler to zest an orange."
"Oof, he just ABSOLUTELY Lanlarded him!"
Lanlard by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021
Currie
An unsettlingly fast and ruthless witty shutdown, either physical or verbal.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star/Celebrity Chef James Currie & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
Originated and used by British YouTube Star/Celebrity Chef James Currie & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“How good are you at martial arts? If I came at you....”
*Immediately tackled to ground*
"Oh, mate, why are you rubbing your hand?"
"He absolutely Currie-d me with an arm twist and dropped me to the floor!"
*Immediately tackled to ground*
"Oh, mate, why are you rubbing your hand?"
"He absolutely Currie-d me with an arm twist and dropped me to the floor!"
Currie by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021
An Ebbers
To insert a subtly brilliant quip into a conversation whilst flexing your geekery and intellect. Simultaneously outing oneself as dork.
“I think it’s a really fascinating story of how the Easter Bunny came to be”
“Oh no! Why did I say anything? Why! He’s doing an Ebbers!”
“Rabbits don’t lay eggs- wouldn’t it make more sense to be an Easter... Lizard?”
“Oh no! Why did I say anything? Why! He’s doing an Ebbers!”
“Rabbits don’t lay eggs- wouldn’t it make more sense to be an Easter... Lizard?”
An Ebbers by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021