Kez 4 Prez's definitions

reitano

When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.

MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?

ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.

by Kez 4 Prez April 2, 2011

malarious

Malarious is the exact type of funny that only malaria can ever be.

There was this awkward moment when Bob told me he'd contracted malaria, and I just couldn't stop laughing, it was absolutely malarious.

by Kez 4 Prez November 23, 2019

Facebook Rut

Those times when you feel Facebook is just same shit different day.

Pfffffft.... I'm in such a Facebook rut I get depressed just thinking about going online.

by Kez 4 Prez November 25, 2010