Facebook Rut

Those times when you feel Facebook is just same shit different day.
Pfffffft.... I'm in such a Facebook rut I get depressed just thinking about going online.
by Kez 4 Prez November 23, 2010
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vaginal depth

The new age unit of measurement for use in interpersonal relations. Until now penis length has been the standard. However vaginal depth is far more useful for both women and men, as it shows who is compatible with whom (every bloke obviously knowing his penis length).
Mick keeps bragging about having a ten inch dick. He's going to find out how useful that is - NOT - when he hears that Emily only has a vaginal depth of 7 inches.
by Kez 4 Prez March 29, 2017
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malarious

Malarious is the exact type of funny that only malaria can ever be.
There was this awkward moment when Bob told me he'd contracted malaria, and I just couldn't stop laughing, it was absolutely malarious.
by Kez 4 Prez November 23, 2019
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