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Paleghostian

Paleghostian- suffering from Paleghostianism also known as caucasian, white, pale, ghost, ect.

A person who suffers from Paleghostianism lacks the normal coloring due to the genetic factors. These people have some pigment, but not enough to be considered tan or highly colored.

They go to extreme measures and "try" to tan... some side effects to this prosedure is redness from first degree burn (sun burn), intense sensitivity, pealing, UV and UVA sensitivity, skin cancer and may cause death. Do not attempt this if you are allergic to the sun. (1/24165417643168764 of Paleghostians are highly (very much so) allergic to the sun.)

There are a few that do capture color and become tan (about 1/546) DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE PEOPLE THAT SAY THEY'RE TAN, BUT THEY ARE REALLY RED! A way you can tell if someone actually got some sun is if it stays for long period of time. Not just have it for 3 days... Infact those people that are lucky enough to have sun catching skin might be so good in sun catching they become tanner than people who are naturally tan! Their next goal in life might be to become black...

If you suffer from Paleghostianism you do not suffer from hyper pigmentation. Only the tan and black suffer from this.
boy- "sooo what are you?"
girl- "i'm eurasian..."
boy- "i personally thought you were black..."
girl- "o..."
boy- "i'm white as fuck so people know what i am... i'm paleghostian."
girl- "i can tell."
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redic

"ridiculous"

Deserving or inspiring ridicule; absurd, preposterous, or silly. See Synonym, foolish.
that's 'dece'...

that's 'legit'...

most 'deff'...

that's 'rad'...

that's 'redic'...
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company December 15, 2005
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That's what UR MOM said

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.
boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005
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Duflap

A type of hair style, usually duflaps are worn by emo kids.

Described as one flap of bangs covering one eye, the hair color is black, or red, or a mixture of un-natural hair colorspink, blue, magenta, indigoDuflaps can be worn on either side of the face but must cover at least ONE eye or both.

If you want a Duflap... you can't ask a barber, because they won't know what the hell you're talking about. Unless the barber themselves are emo. Then maybe they might know.

Duflaps are made often by one cutting one's own hair or by another friend that knows what duflaps look like.
Jenny: Why is Robbie crying?
Tiffany: He has a duflap now... he put so much gel in it, it hardened and poked him in the eye... ouch!
Jenny: Oh man that sucks. Want to buy some ice cream?
Tiffany: Duflaps are cool, I think I'll cut my hair like that! Ya ice cream sounds good.
Jenny: I'll cut it for you if you want..."
Tiffany: nah....
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company June 27, 2005
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UR MOM

Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.

Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.
Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"
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I love you like 10th grade science class...

A phrase to show one's affection to another. 10th grade science class where i come from is CHEMISTRY. If the person that you tell this phrase to asks WHY? Just say "cause there's sooo much chemistry."
Friend 1: "I love you like 10th grade science class..."

Friend 2: "Why?"

Friend 1: "Cause there's sooo much chemistry!"
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Dece

Short for Decent. Characterized by conformity to recognized standards of propriety or morality. Free from indelicacy; modest. Meeting accepted standards; adequate.
girl 1 "Whad you think of..."
girl "ur mom!"
girl 1 "what?"
girl "She's dece... if i was a guy, you know with a penis... i would do her..."
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company November 8, 2005
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