Kevin Haas's definitions

Paryay

Party or Partay where you are extremely happy about the event that you exclaim Yay! about it.

Steve is hosting a paryay.

Wahoo, ParYay!

by Kevin Haas June 23, 2018

Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

florida bath

1. swimming in the pool instead of taking a shower and considering this bathing
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours

Husband: "Honey, do we need to give the kids a bath tonight?"
Wife: "No, they had a Florida bath today at the neighborhood pool."

by Kevin Haas January 9, 2009

ParYe

When Kanye has a party

Man, I am so hung over from the Parye last night.

by Kevin Haas June 23, 2018

road regulator

A person driving in the left lane at or below speed limit blocking people from passing especially when the right lane is going the speed limit.

I can't go any faster there's a road regulator in the way.

by Kevin Haas October 11, 2019