HP

Horsepower - The measurement of power an engine can produce. 1 horsepower is equal to 33,000 foot-pounds of work per minute.

Hewlett Packard - A shitty computer company that sells horrible computers to college kids with little or no money or computer knowledge.

House of Parliament - A building in the United Kingdom and a tasty barbeque sauce!

Hit Points - In gaming, the amount of life a character has.

Horsepower - My sr20det produces more horsepower than your car!

Hewlett Packard - I feel sorry for anyone who owns an HP.

House of Parliament - The house that I wish I lived in!

Hit Points - Most RPG games have characters whose life is based on the amount of hit points he/she has.

by Kev23 October 01, 2005

Desk Jockey

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

by Kev23 August 30, 2005

Canadian

The best damn beer this country has to offer!

I had to wash that sick American beer down with a couple Molson Canadians.

by Kev23 October 01, 2005

LynxSis

A very screwed up way of spelling 'Linksys', a company that specializes in home networking devices.

Road Runner Customer: "Ya I have a Linkski router!"
Technician: "You mean a Linksys router"
Road Runner Customer: "ummm... ya!"
Technician: "Learn to read!"

LynxSis makes good routers!

by Kev23 September 24, 2005