Definitions by Kev23

Lags

What your AOL service does!

Sorry, I cant play Battlefields Online cause my AOL lags.

Lags by Kev23 September 27, 2005

road runner 

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

road runner by Kev23 September 24, 2005

Sperm Dumpster

A woman that is very easy to sleep with. A woman that has sex with anything that has a penis and a heart beat. Also see slut.

I needed some punani so I nailed that sperm dumpster Jessica.

Sperm Dumpster by Kev23 September 20, 2005

Desk Jockey 

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

Desk Jockey by Kev23 September 11, 2005