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Definitions by Keronica Kadwell

Pfffsghetti 

Pfffsghetti is the term used when one is served spaghettiand the noodlesaren’t cooked al denté. Rather, they are soggy and overcooked.
This is NOT spaghetti! It’s pfffsghetti!”

assholetarianism

Assholetarianism is a somewhat, half-assed way to let someone know they are being an asshole/suffering from above, stated complication.
That person is suffering from a degree of assholetarianism that I cannot quite comprehend!

internetalize 

To internalize something you’ve just seen or read on the internet.
“I internetalize a lot of what I see on Google.”
A person or persons whom get extraordinarily hostile while under the influence of Ketaset and/or Ketamine.
Stop insufflating that K! You’re becoming keta-mean!”

croustillanté 

A word to describe one’s best friend who eats cheesies- jalapeño. The accent on the end of the ‘e’ in croustillanté, just adds a bit of Spanish spice to the word.
What up, croustillanté?!”

rubbin’ your nips 

To be rubbin’ your nips; all you have to attempt is to take your hands and rub your nipples together. Don’t be alarmed if it doesn’t work.
T.H. : “listen, all you have to do is be rubbin’ your nips together whilst clicking your heels three times and proudly state: there’s no place like Rome!”

P.F. “Hahahahahaha!”

minisculiosity 

The act or action(s) of portraying a minuscule state of existence: minisculiosity.
J.O. “I’m feeling a bit meek and tiny today after not getting that promotion.”

P.F.: “you’re suffering from a case of minisculiosity.”