Definitions by Kermit's dad

ohirfhiewdlheil fpei 

When your cat steps on your keyboard... and runs away with your half-eaten bagel while drinking your cup of tea...cuz you're an avid British fan.

ohirfhiewdlheil fpei is amazing bro...

ohirfhiewdlheil fpei by Kermit's dad June 28, 2023

Lil wayne

Shot himself in the chest once, makes crappy lyrics, sings while flexing and still is somehow famous.

Lil wayne's not even that good bro...

Lil wayne by Kermit's dad June 28, 2023

Krwigv 

When you're sleeping and you dream about slapping a horse while eating a hamburger covered with pineapples.

Krwigv is such a common word...Jamal uses it everyday.

Krwigv by Kermit's dad June 28, 2023

Tanvish 

This guy has no ambitions whatsoever except being Conaldo Rristiano (even though he sucks at it). Bro flexes everything he got and struggles in 7+8...He can be confused with someone 5 years younger because of his behavior and this dude is short as-

OMG!!!Why are you such a Tanvish....

Tanvish by Kermit's dad April 24, 2023

Aakilyan 

This guy is short as hell and repeats whatever he says. No body likes him in anyway except as a brother. Loosu pakki da ivan.

He is an aakilyan.

Aakilyan by Kermit's dad March 28, 2023

LSMTID

Laughed So Much That I Died

Yo bro! I LSMTID! relatable right?

LSMTID by Kermit's dad February 20, 2023