Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Kent Gitright

Snuction

The vacuum caused by sniffing through the nose.

I tried the vicks inhaler, but I couldn't get enough snuction.
Her own snuction caused her to taste that fart.

These beef tips and noodles taste like knickersweat!

A state of mind that isn't. An all encompassing nothingness. Uncontrollable intelligent stupidity... insanely simple, neatly complicated luckiness.

He's not a smartass, he's just cluptic.