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Spanking the Monkey
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For a
male
, to expose and manually massage
one
's aroused phallic
appendage
, often publicly
Pee
Wee
Herman was arrested by the
police
for
spanking
the monkey in the porno theater.
Spanking the Monkey
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Ken Seabury
August 11, 2018
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slapping the bishop
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To
expose
your
package
and touch it inappropriately, especially in
public
.
Pee
Wee
Herman
got
arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.
slapping the bishop
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Ken Seabury
July 23, 2018
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