Definitions by Ken Seabury

Spanking the Monkey 

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

Spanking the Monkey by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

slapping the bishop 

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

slapping the bishop by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018