Definitions by Ken Gman

sir whines alot

That jerk at work who, no matter how good they have it, will still find something to bitch about.

The kind of person that would complain about a free lunch.

Someone who wants a paycheck, but dont want to work for it.

Dude, if you were to be knighted, you'd be "Sir Whines Alot."

sir whines alot by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

qtip 

Arizona slang for an elderly person, usually a snow bird. Recognizable by the cotton on the top and stick body.

Old person who cannot drive for shit.

Damn dude, you almost got ran over by the qtip in the Cadillac.

qtip by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

kill box

Military term used to discribe an area on a grid map that a mission planner designates targets to be destroyed. Pilots are usually assigned a kill box when flying strike missions.

2 Iraqi tanks were in Viper 3's kill box, and he blew them to bits.

kill box by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

kill box

Slang term for the area inside an intersection, bordered by the crosswalks painted on the pavent.

Area in an intersection where red light runners collide with crossing traffic.

Area most likely for a motorcyle rider to get hit.

Be careful when entering the kill box, especially on a motorcycle.

kill box by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

UFO sighting 

When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you.

U
Fucking
OFF

Sighted

There was a UFO sighting in the break room when Jody was supposed to be at their desk.

UFO sighting by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.

Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.

cottonhead rattle moccosin by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

Seenus

When your out with someone elses wife/husband/spouse and they see you.

St. Peter: how did you die?
Joe: I died from Seenus
St. Peter: dont you mean sinusitis?
Joe: no, I mean Seenus, I was out with Bill's wife, and he Seenus.

Seenus by Ken Gman March 4, 2008