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A device used to open chastity belts made in Alabama.
My kinky brother wanted to get into my pants so he used a "Kin Key".
by Keko Jones June 29, 2011

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The jealousy and/or fear of successful black people.
Billy Bob always locked his doors when driving down to Tyrone's house despite the fact that the latter lived in a mansion, was better educated and made significantly more money. His doctor correctly diagnosed him with "Baracknophobia."
by Keko Jones August 12, 2011

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A person addicted to the simultaneous consumption of both narcotics and alcohol.
Jim would snort cocaine and drink whiskey at every time opportunity. His friends joked that he suffers from Narcoholism.
by Keko Jones February 16, 2012

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