Definitions by Keko Jones

Narcoholism 

A person addicted to the simultaneous consumption of both narcotics and alcohol.

Jim would snort cocaine and drink whiskey at every time opportunity. His friends joked that he suffers from Narcoholism.

Narcoholism by Keko Jones April 14, 2012

Baracknophobia 

The jealousy and/or fear of successful black people.

Billy Bob always locked his doors when driving down to Tyrone's house despite the fact that the latter lived in a mansion, was better educated and made significantly more money. His doctor correctly diagnosed him with "Baracknophobia."

Baracknophobia by Keko Jones August 16, 2011

Kin Key 

A device used to open chastity belts made in Alabama.

My kinky brother wanted to get into my pants so he used a "Kin Key".

Kin Key by Keko Jones July 1, 2011