Keeping it real's definitions

owlcan

A make believe hybrid cross between an owl and a falcon.

Holy fucking shit! Did you see that owlcan in that tree back there?

by Keeping it real February 15, 2017

thot lot

The wawa parking lot in Dundalk. A parking lot where thots congregate before going out.

Hey, I'm running up to to the thot lot to grab some smokes, you guys need anything?

by Keeping it real October 2, 2015

bubble cheese

A very foul smelling fart that bubbles out of your butthole.

His bubble cheese was so bad it made the girl gag.

by Keeping it real March 4, 2016

pudwap

A person who is a moron or reckless in their behavior. Gullible.

Joe is such a damn pudwap I hope he trips and falls head first into a bucket of shit.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017

hot trumpet

A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.

That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

dickarbles

Someone who has lost their dick and marbles. They have lost their mind.

That guy has lost his dickarbles If he thinks I'm gonna fix his shitty car for free.

by Keeping it real February 16, 2017

squak swat

When a person throws a temper tantrum and proceeds to slap or swat at you like a elementary school girl throwing a hissy fit while screaming.

I licked my wife's nose the other day and she went off into a fierce Squak swat on me leaving me speechless.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017