Keeping it real's definitions

dickarbles

Someone who has lost their dick and marbles. They have lost their mind.

That guy has lost his dickarbles If he thinks I'm gonna fix his shitty car for free.

by Keeping it real February 16, 2017

squak swat

When a person throws a temper tantrum and proceeds to slap or swat at you like a elementary school girl throwing a hissy fit while screaming.

I licked my wife's nose the other day and she went off into a fierce Squak swat on me leaving me speechless.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

hot trumpet

A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.

That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

banjo babe

A woman who likes to strum the chest hairs of her man like a Banjo while imitating Banjo sounds..

My woman is one hell of a Banjo babe who can strum them hairs until they smoke.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017

pudwap

A person who is a moron or reckless in their behavior. Gullible.

Joe is such a damn pudwap I hope he trips and falls head first into a bucket of shit.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017

Awesomenation

A combination of the words 'Awesome' and 'Domination' generally referring to any object, substance or concept that is paradigm switching by pushing cool stuff to another level.

That move was just awesomenation

by Keeping it real December 18, 2012