Katya Eye's definitions

twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

Rigormoron

Someone who is very stiff and stupid; a very lazy moron; one who is paralyzed by lack of thought or ambition.

Roommate 1: Hey rigormoron, did you get off the couch at all today and look for a job?

Roommate 2: Nope, I seen stuff on TV though.
Roommate 1: You need a shower dude, and a new place to live.

by Katya Eye January 6, 2015

Aintrium

When someone uses an inappropriate part of their home as an atrium, such as a bathroom.

Pete: Did you use the bathroom already?
Dan: No! There was too many damn plants in the way... nice AINTrium!

by Katya Eye September 23, 2014

cowell lick

1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.

2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.

TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?

Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.

TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?

by Katya Eye November 27, 2013

cheequal

A face or hiney that is perfectly symmetrical- i.e. the cheeks are of equal proportion and position on both sides.

Jay: Man, I love J-Lo's butt, it's perfect!!

Dave: Yeah it's nice! Her plastic surgeon made it look so cheequal.

by Katya Eye November 26, 2013

amphibitious

Extremely determined to try and swim; having the ambitious swimming and/or leaping skills of a frog or similar amphibian.

Announcer at the Olympics: Michael Phelps is looking pretty amphibitious out in the waters, about to win his third gold medal of the day!

by Katya Eye November 26, 2013