Rigormoron

Someone who is very stiff and stupid; a very lazy moron; one who is paralyzed by lack of thought or ambition.

Roommate 1: Hey rigormoron, did you get off the couch at all today and look for a job?

Roommate 2: Nope, I seen stuff on TV though.
Roommate 1: You need a shower dude, and a new place to live.

by Katya Eye January 06, 2015

eweber

What the Amish, or people in under-developed nations use as a taxi service instead of a horse and buggy; A smaller, more economic taxi for the Amish and under-developed nations, consisting of a sheep and cart.

Gustaf: I'm taking a coach ride home, care to ride with me?
Jeremiah: Why don't we take a eweber? Its faster and cheaper.

by Katya Eye August 16, 2016

Aintrium

When someone uses an inappropriate part of their home as an atrium, such as a bathroom.

Pete: Did you use the bathroom already?
Dan: No! There was too many damn plants in the way... nice AINTrium!

by Katya Eye September 23, 2014

twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

by Katya Eye March 03, 2016

dadolescent

An over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. The act of being an immature father.

Brother: What's Pop been up to since I've been away at college?
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.

by Katya Eye August 16, 2016