Definitions by Katy B.

butt pirate 

Another word for a homosexual male, similar to ass bandit.

Grant has anal sex with men, therefore he is a butt pirate.

butt pirate by Katy B. November 11, 2008

sneak job 

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.

I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.

sneak job by Katy B. December 7, 2006

Law And Order 

Anything describing or pertaining to sex or sexual acts, defined by the theme song of the show Law and Order sounding strangely like porno music.

Also called LAO or the symbol of the stick figure jack off that we've all seen since middle school.

Kay: What did you do last night, Kris?
Kris: Oh, just hung out with my girlfriend, watched a little Law and Order.

Law And Order by Katy B. November 25, 2006

The Johnson Treatment 

The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.

Barkley gave me The Johnson Treatment the other day, so I filed a lawsuit.

The Johnson Treatment by Katy B. November 25, 2006