Definitions by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown

cooter canyon 

A massive moose knuckle.

That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.

Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!

cooter canyon by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cooter cargo

a baby within the cooter, or other unidentified objects.

The kid's head was so big...he was cooter cargo for 3 hours!!!!

She was toting that grape jelly jar around like cooter cargo.

cooter cargo by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cooter canal 

insertion point for a pork sword.

I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass to keep from falling into her cooter canal.

That hooker had the biggest cooter canal ever.

cooter canal by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

pork sword 

penis; boy parts; tube steak

Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!

His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!

pork sword by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cooter hook 

penis, boy parts, pork sword

He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!

cooter hook by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cooter 

A large turtle found in Katie's pond in Blacksburg, South Carolina.

That damn cooter snagged my duck's foot, drowned it and ate that shit!

Reid caught some cooter in the pond and sold that bitch. Does that make him a pimp????

I cut that cooter's head off and it snapped all night long!!!

I took that cooter's toe nails for ransom and threw them on the roof to dry out and make a necklace.

cooter by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008