There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 04, 2011

Neow

Pronounciation: (Knee-yeah)

This word can replace anything. You can think anything you want and replace it with the word neow.

*Courtesy of a good friend of mine.*

"I went to the neow last night and I got so frikken neow."
"No neowing way!!!"
"Yes neowing way."

"Nick, quit being a neow."

"OMG Nick's neowing the seat!!!"

by Katie Marie Bell October 15, 2011

Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 12, 2011

Octopi

1. More than 1 octopus.

2. Eight pies.

"Yes, I would like to order octopi for our big party tonight."

"Is it octopuses or octopi?"

by Katie Marie Bell October 05, 2011

KABOOM

If you say it, my dad's head explodes... game made up when I was around 10...

"Dude: KABOOM!!!

Me: Oh, yup, there goes my dad's head"

by Katie Marie Bell October 04, 2011

Go Ape-shit on You

When someone decides not to show up for something he/she was supposed to, going apeshit on that person is basically the same as bitch-slapping them... It also includes punching them in the arm at some random time of the day.

"Zach, you better be at the next bus stop, or I'm gonna go ape-shit on you."

"Trust me, if I have to, meet me in the alley and I will Go Ape-shit on You."

by Katie Marie Bell October 04, 2011

Sneaker Shoes

Shoes that sneak away.

"OHMAHGAWD Sneaker Shoes!!!"

"Man, look at them suckers move..."

by Katie Marie Bell January 03, 2012